Joke of the Day

"A Bit Senile"

A couple are celebrating their fiftieth weddinganniversary-they go down to their old school-there, in a corner, they hold hands as theyfind their old desk where he had carved, "Ilove you, Sally."On the way home, a bag of money falls outof the armored car in front of them. Shepicks it up and counts fifty thousand dollars.The husband says, "We've got to give it back."She says, "Finders keepers." And when theyget home she hides it in the attic.The next day, two FBI men show up at theirhome. They say, "Pardon me, did any onein this house find any money that fell out ofan armored car yesterday?"She says, "No."The husband says, "My wife is lying, she tookthe money and hid it in the attic."She says, "Don't believe him, he's a bit senile."So they sit the man down and begin to questionhim. The FBI guy says, "Tell us the story fromthe beginning."The old man says, "Well, my wife and I wereon our way home from school..."The FBI guy looks at his partner and says,"Let's get out of here."